DENNIS DUFFY IS MAYHEM
WHAT
me 24/7
(Source: thementaliz)
Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
My muffin top is all that.
Whole-grain, low-fat.
I know you wanna piece of that,
But I just wanna dance.
Ch-checkin’ out my sweet hips,
My sugar-coated berry lips.
I know you wanna get with this,
But I’m just here to dance.
So back up off me,
You’re weirding me out.
I’m an independant lady.
So do not try to play me.
I run a tidy bakery.
The boys all want my cake for free,
But if you can’t shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.
(Source: roomoon)
Play count: 1,008
Hey guise, this is my 2001st Tumblr post.
Yes yes yes yes yes.
(Source: schmorganised)
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.
Psh, it’s not awkward. I have never had a problem with it, nor has my conversational partner.
(Source: padabuscus)
I LOVE SOCKS SO MUCH I WANT TO TAKE THEM BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AND GET THEM PREGNANT.
Relevant to MY LIIIIIIIIFE.
(Source: suitableforallages)
