DENNIS DUFFY IS MAYHEM
Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
My muffin top is all that.
I know you wanna piece of that,
But I just wanna dance.
Ch-checkin’ out my sweet hips,
My sugar-coated berry lips.
I know you wanna get with this,
But I’m just here to dance.
So back up off me,
You’re weirding me out.
I’m an independant lady.
So do not try to play me.
I run a tidy bakery.
The boys all want my cake for free,
But if you can’t shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.
Hey guise, this is my 2001st Tumblr post.