IF I HAD 10 PIECES OF CHOCOLATE
AND YOU ASKED FOR ONE
HOW MANY PIECES OF CHOCOLATE DO I HAVE LEFT?
NOT BECAUSE I GAVE YOU ONE
BUT BECAUSE I JUST ATE ONE IN FRONT OF YOU
One day I’m going to be all sexy and do a striptease for my lover and get them all hyped up and when I go to take off my bra there’s going to be two giant googly eyes where my nipples should be