Hey Pokemon Trainers,
My name is Joey, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching stupid ass Pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any badges? I mean, I guess it’s fun beating people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than evolving your Pokemon. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. My Rattata’s pretty much top percentage. I was like this close to catching a wild Pidgey the other day. What kind of Pokemon do you catch, other than shitty ass Ho-oh and Lugia? I also get straight A’s in Pokeschool and have taken down Spinaraks in the wild. It was a cakewalk. You are all faggots who should just give up on ever beating Red.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Rattata