DOG POO AND KNIVES.
She has it on good authority.
What is Friendface? Friendface is a great new site for meeting people!
How does it work? Friendface works along the same principles as a cold, or a terrible plague, but it’s not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads, its friendship! Each Friendface page is like a petri dish filled with friendship germs! When you stick your face into the dish you may come away with millions of other people attached to your face! That’s right! It’s basically a diseased face of friendship!
Just sign up with Friendface, by giving us all of your personal information, and we’ll provide a web page where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones, and maybe find that special someone. Don’t think about germs now, that analogy’s over. Now it’s just love and companionship, and everything’s fine. We own everything you put on Friendface, it says so in the terms and agreements, but don’t worry about that, we won’t use it to do anything bad, we promise. Just think about love and companionship and everything’s fine. Friendface. Friendface. Friendface