beyonce is ageless and immortal and, mark my words, she will sing the song that ends the earth
i’d feel bad for miley if she was just expressing her sexuality and getting picked on for it (which she is bc people are shitty)
so yeah im gonna criticize her
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
you mean one of those jobs where someone leaks a private sex tape, and after you’ve been humiliated and exposed to the entire nation and mocked and belittled for daring to have sex with anyone, you work really hard as an entrepreneur and entertainer and still get considered not respectable?
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
Late Night Thoughts:
I think we should refer to masturbating while on your period as pulling a Lady Macbeth.
Yes or yes?