when people say “I’M SO RANDOM”
you know what’s random
when i trip and my knife randomly enters your face/throat/chest repeatedly
(Source: rabhas)
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Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke it’s truuuuue.
PaRtIi OvA @ JeSuS’ HoWsE!! <3333
Well, I am appalled by your audacity, sir.
I just had a thought, You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
ALL THE TIME.
(Source: moltres)
Trollin’ Scientists, you so dastardly, G-Man!
(Source: rawandreckless)
