So I found a hilarious new book yesterday…

fromliberty:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

tangspersonalshit:

jupitrie:

wutevrz:

percypeetapotter:

amicusbalderdash:

Some choice lines so far:

CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE PEN NAME??

WILLIAM CODPIECE THWAKERY

OH MY GOD

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcyby William Codpiece Thwakery. Also—if you could knight Mr. Thwakery so that I could call him SIR William Codpiece Thwakery, I’d be so fucking grateful.

the pen name sold me. 

i want fifty copies of this on my desk by monday

I need to read this. It has been decided. 

(via tremarctosornatus)

Source: amicusbalderdash

nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

(via sheepdean)

Source: nuclearbummer

lyndez: thevoicesaysimalmostoutofminutes: penhallow: mellydash: allisonelisabeta: a child’s skull before losing baby teeth This is making my mouth feel weird. ._. THE FUCK I’ve always wondered about this! When I was younger, I had this weird obsession with pulling out my teeth. I just, like, enjoyed pulling my teeth out. I thought it was fun as hell. And even though I had my adult teeth, I still wanted to keep pulling them out. And when my mom told me, “STOP. If you pull that one out you won’t get another one.” in my mind I was like, “Silly woman, a new one will just grow back.” If someone would have just shown me this, I would have understood.
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lyndez:

thevoicesaysimalmostoutofminutes:

penhallow:

mellydash:

allisonelisabeta:

a child’s skull before losing baby teeth

This is making my mouth feel weird. ._.

THE FUCK

I’ve always wondered about this!

When I was younger, I had this weird obsession with pulling out my teeth.

I just, like, enjoyed pulling my teeth out. I thought it was fun as hell.

And even though I had my adult teeth, I still wanted to keep pulling them out. And when my mom told me, “STOP. If you pull that one out you won’t get another one.”

in my mind I was like, “Silly woman, a new one will just grow back.”

If someone would have just shown me this, I would have understood.

Source: allisonelisabeta

jhenne-bean:

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panasonicyouth:

mooncactus:

owlpellets:

scarfmouse:

ask-prince-gumball:

itsshelbytimebitches:

marcelinedrawsooo:

askdonnytheogre:

ask-prince-gumball:

((Here, as long as I’m immersing myself in all this.  XD

The extended preview of Monday’s ep.

Everytime I listen to the song I love it more.))

 ((OMG

HER SONG

I CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT HOLY MOTHER OF GOD))

the song….AMAZING. also, bubblegum ripped beemos face off…

 I love the song but i cant understans what she is singing about the black list thing cuz finn starts talking >:o

((It’s “I forget what landed me on your blacklist, but I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you.”))

so basically the moral of this story is lesbians

yeah that was the impression i was getting

i am profoundly ok with that

so it’s canon now that they dated and had a really bad break up, right? at the least marceline is in love with her. don’t even deny.

i am SO OKAY WITH THIS.

also this is now one of my favorite songs in the show.

I MEAN THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION.

oh my god please i am begging you adventure time please make this canon

also i already want to cover this song

bless this show

OH MY GOD. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

MARCELINEXBUBBLEGUM + CLUELESS FINN THE HUMAN being a dude. <3333

*NOD*

Also, I like PBG’s hair like that.

And yes. That is how I get down on ramen. 

TOO GOOD.

Source: faux-tail