So I found a hilarious new book yesterday…
Some choice lines so far:
CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE PEN NAME??
WILLIAM CODPIECE THWAKERY
OH MY GOD
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcyby William Codpiece Thwakery. Also—if you could knight Mr. Thwakery so that I could call him SIR William Codpiece Thwakery, I’d be so fucking grateful.
the pen name sold me.
i want fifty copies of this on my desk by monday
I need to read this. It has been decided.
a child’s skull before losing baby teeth
This is making my mouth feel weird. ._.
I’ve always wondered about this!
When I was younger, I had this weird obsession with pulling out my teeth.
I just, like, enjoyed pulling my teeth out. I thought it was fun as hell.
And even though I had my adult teeth, I still wanted to keep pulling them out. And when my mom told me, “STOP. If you pull that one out you won’t get another one.”
in my mind I was like, “Silly woman, a new one will just grow back.”
If someone would have just shown me this, I would have understood.
((Here, as long as I’m immersing myself in all this. XD
The extended preview of Monday’s ep.
Everytime I listen to the song I love it more.))
I CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT HOLY MOTHER OF GOD))
the song….AMAZING. also, bubblegum ripped beemos face off…
I love the song
but i cant understans what she is singing about the black list thing cuz finn starts talking >:o
((It’s “I forget what landed me on your blacklist, but I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you.”))
so basically the moral of this story is lesbians
yeah that was the impression i was getting
i am profoundly ok with that
so it’s canon now that they dated and had a really bad break up, right? at the least marceline is in love with her. don’t even deny.
i am SO OKAY WITH THIS.
also this is now one of my favorite songs in the show.
I MEAN THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION.
oh my god please i am begging you adventure time please make this canon
also i already want to cover this song
bless this show
OH MY GOD. I LOVE THIS SHOW.
MARCELINEXBUBBLEGUM + CLUELESS FINN THE HUMAN being a dude. <3333
Also, I like PBG’s hair like that.
And yes. That is how I get down on ramen.