Socks, yeah!
Dude I have asked for and received socks just about every year for christmas. They’re the most useful gift!
“Did you invite one of your friends?”
“Friends? Ha! These are my only friends: Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.”
“Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.”
Just did a little experiment
Maybe I’m just stupid, but I feel that Tumblr’s search feature might not work as well as it should.
Does anyone else find it racist how the black girl is the one that suggests fried chicken?
Hmmm.
FUCK bro u straite FUCKED… but she can be 2 if u get my drift…
follow my drift like a goddamn pelopenysian current leading your brokeass catamaran to a new, better island with more bannanas and shit and you might just get out of there alive + with your dick wet…. ecto style
1st… don’t stop making out whatever u do or she’ll smell a RAT aka you. maybe she got like maggots in she tongue and they throwing a tonsil party just for u. work through it bro. swish your tongue around realll good and be like “mmmmm” like you didn’t notice.
2d. take out your cold iron sacred consecrated knife the pope gave you from under ur pillow. drop that shit on the floor, idiot. that shit for demons, not ghosts, goddamn. besides what the fuck, you just going to straight up shank a ho while she slippin you the tongue? not cool, bromeo.
3d. wear like 3 condoms bro. wrap that dick up like cleopatra’s daddy in february and he got a latex fetish. and try to finish up quick. it should take at least five mins for her acidic ghostgooch to burn thru that much rubber.
4th. when you done, cuddle. pay no attention to she cold skin or palor of death or the stench of grave that hangs about her like a velvet robe and shit. when she sort of half asleep, get up slowly, no sudden moves. bow to her. ask her what she want for breakfast. then stab her with the Cool Ghost Knife i gave all my bros to carry with them, in case ghosts happen.
Some first class bro-advice.
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