So I found a hilarious new book yesterday…
Some choice lines so far:
CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE PEN NAME??
WILLIAM CODPIECE THWAKERY
OH MY GOD
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcyby William Codpiece Thwakery. Also—if you could knight Mr. Thwakery so that I could call him SIR William Codpiece Thwakery, I’d be so fucking grateful.
the pen name sold me.
i want fifty copies of this on my desk by monday
I need to read this. It has been decided.