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y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??
NOTE 2 SELF: tv show idea…..sitcom about quirky young woman in new york city who sold her soul 2 the devil in order 2 get an affordable apartment and gets into hilariously awkward situations with her new roommate satan
It’s remarkable how thoroughly and for how long I kept forgetting that The Amazing World of Gumball even existed, even after seeing and liking the first couple episodes, and considering your complete and utter failure to consistently remind me of it (you, the internet) maybe I’m…