Late Night Thoughts:
I think we should refer to masturbating while on your period as pulling a Lady Macbeth.
Yes or yes?
because its true
Imagine getting your period unexpectedly? These’d be the perfect sheets to have.
(Source: melissa-christie)
“Superman”
— A word that The Iron Giant has ruined emotionally for me forever (via joshishollywood)
dorm chairs FUUUUU
I never sit on my desk chair now because of this.
hahahahahaa, THE most accurate thing in the history of accuracy and things.
I’d do this while reading books, too.
Passing streetlights would also work well.
If your bra is too tight, it’s uncomfortable. If you’re a boy and your bra is too tight, I’m uncomfortable.
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”
— Charles Bukowski (via canthemannons)
parents aren’t home? masturbate
parents are home? masturbate quietly
Trufax.
